Two By The Pool

E-mail from Rock - November 2005:

>A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right
>away.
>She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other." He replied,
>"That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along."
>
>So she consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a very
>nice resort.
>
>One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel,
>climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer,
>entering
>the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by a three
>rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened out and cut
>the
>water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay
>down on
>his towel.
>
>She said, "That was incredible!"
>
>He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. Y ou see, I told you
>we'd
>learn more about ourselves as we went along."
>
>So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving
>so
>fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would
>hardly
>be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did
>laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about thirty laps,
>completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel,
>barely
>breathing hard.
>
>He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
>
>'No," she said, "I was a hooker in Kentucky and I worked both sides of the
>Ohio River.

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed a three legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50mph, the chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile, the chicken ran up an old farm lane to a farmhouse.
Having time to kill the salesman turned up the lane . He knocked on the door and when the farmer came out, he told him what he had just seen. The farmer said he was a genetcist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and son each liked the drumstick when they had chicken and this way they only had to kill one chicken.
"That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?"
"I don't know," said the farmer "We've never caught one."