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Join date : 2008-05-13
Location : Central Florida
 | Subject: A True Southern Lady  Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:07 am | |
| A True Southern Lady.......
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the
Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she
neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young
man fixing (ready ) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and
said, 'Please don't jump, think of your dear mother
and father.'
He replied, 'Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to
jump.'
She said, 'Well, think of your wife and children.' He
replied, 'I'm not married and I don't have any kids.'
She said, 'Well, think of Robert E. Lee.'
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead
and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.
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