Location: Illinois, USA
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb
blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and
starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What
makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the
color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at
work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a
person. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of
humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your
knee."
Tue May 20, 2008 7:23 am