Five Brazilians Killed in Train Wreck

I don't remember how this one went so I'll have
to make one up. Sorry if it's lacking.

I had been thinking about how this country
needed to increase the education level of
it's citizens and just got an example.
As I was having coffee I noticed a young blonde
lady just across from me reading and re reading
the headlines in the paper:
"Five Brazilians killed in Train Wreck"
She turned to me and with a puzzled look in
her eyes asked:
"How much is a Brazilian?"

Thump