A Smart Blonde

A smart blonde, at last!


A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see

the Manager. She says she's going to Hong Kong on

business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. The

Manager says the bank will need some kind of security

for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new

Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the

bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The

bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at

the blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral

against a £5,000 loan. An employee of the

bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000

and interest which comes to £15.41. The Manager says,

"Miss, we are very happy to have had your business,

and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we

are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that

you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you

bother to borrow £5,000?"

The blonde replies...

"Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks

for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"



A smart blonde joke at last!