The Genie

Ole and Sven Again:

Ole and Sven Again:

Ole and Sven were fishing in the "Third Annual Tennessee Bass Tournament" at Watauga Lake
when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a
Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Ver dit yew git dat
monster?"

"Vell," replied Ole, I got it from my Genie."

"You haff a Genie?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," said Ole.

"Could I see him?" asks Sven.

Ole opens has tackle box, and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Sven says, "Hey, dere, I am a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will," says the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box
leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks...flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Ole, "Yumpin Yiminy, I asked for a million bucks,
not a million ducks."

Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked
for a 10 inch Bic?"