Kim Komando's Christmas Groaners
CHRISTMAS GROANERS
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Claustrophobic.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Why does Santa slide down chimneys?
Because it soots him.
Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:25 am