remarriage

"IF I WERE TO DIE FIRST, WOULD YOU REMARRY? THE WIFE ASKS.
"WELL," SAYS THE HUSBAND,"I'M IN GOOD HEALTH, SO WHY NOT?"
"WOULD SHE LIVE IN MY HOUSE?"
"IT'S ALL PAID FOR, SO YES."
"WOULD SHE DRIVE MY CAR?"
"IT'S NEW, SO YES."
"WOULD SHE USE MY GOLF CLUBS?'
"NO, SHE'S LEFT-HANDED."

DURING A GAME OF TRIVIAL PURSUIT, OUR TEAM'S QUESTION WAS,
"IN ROMAN MYTHOLOGY, WHO WAS THE CHIEF GODDESS, AND THE WIFE OF JUPITER?"
"JUNO" I WONDERED ALOUD.
MY GRANDMOTHER SHOOK HER HEAD. "NO" SHE SAID. "I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE."