Congrats to Ky / Penn last night

Politicians are like diapers... They should be changed regularly

Nah, not really. Just replacing them with other soiled diapers.

Story:
A US army contingent was advancing into enemy territory but the enemy seemed to always
know exactly where they were and they were taking a lot of fire.

They questioned a prisoner they'd taken back at headquarters and he said his comrades
could find the US troops easily by smell and the dogs could tell their whereabouts for miles.
They smelled extremely dirty underwear. Orders went out for the troops to change
underwear.

When the seargeant got the orders he told his men to change underwear:

Smith, you change with Rodriguez. Polansky, change with Jones...