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<big>To my friend...</big>
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<li>When you are sad, I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.</li>
<li>When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.</li>
<li>When you smile, I will know you finally got laid and give you a high five.</li>
<li>When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.</li>
<li>When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.</li>
<li>When you are confused, I will use small words and draw pictures to explain.</li>
<li>When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.</li>
<li>When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why, you may ask? Because you're my friend!</li>
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Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:32 pm